I am Gentleman Death in silk and lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the heart of the rose.

Welcome to my dark laboratory... please be aware that this site is full of high-contrast images, and colourful flashing gifs, as well as strong language. Please be very careful if you experience eyestrain or are photosensitive. Stay safe! Oh, also, this site is not at all optimized for mobile devices!

That being said, if you are ready to enter the vampire's lair, then please click below...